Welcome to the Somewhat New

A Veritable Cornucopia of Ca-Ca?

Welcome to RandyHedrick.com, my internet "home base" of operations and a kind of center for my activities.

Along with Violent New Breed Web Design and the websites we build, I spend a lot of time on IndyInsiders.com, as editor, writer and photographer. Then there's the television work with CWF Mid Atlantic, THE FASTEST HALF HOUR OF PRO WRESTLING ANYWHERE ON TELEVISION!, which has been going strong for over 2 1/2 years.

Partnered with Insider Grant "StatMark" Sawyer, we do voice-overs, interviews and advertisements for CWF Mid Atlantic television. While Grant handles the video chores at live shows, I tackle the announcing and sound engineering end of the live show and the two of us also pair up to do voice-overs for hire.

Why Gas Is $3 A Gallon

It was not readily apparent just what kind of building was going up in the Kingdom of Dubai (United Arab Emirates)...Here's the project during the construction phase......

And here is the finished building...

To get an idea about the size of this monster, notice the 40 foot tall palm trees planted all around it.

Now, as you study this monumental building, try to remember that this is sitting in the middle of the Arab desert.... The very HOT desert where temperatures can get up as high as 120 degrees Celsius that is 248 degrees Fahrenheit .... Unbelievable, isn't it!

So exactly what is INSIDE this place?

Well.... it's a ski run.

Thanks to John and Misty for this one. It's a gem!

The Department of Homeland Security???

The "Meer"

Truth is stranger than fiction, especially when dealing with the legendary Sign God John Kuzmier.

Kuzmier, refered to as "the Meer" by friends and foes alike, is seen here taking a pro-active interest in his company's positive cash flow.

Kuzmier's super powers include the power to bend the laws of nature to his will.

Kuzmier's stradegy is that the bigger man always wins!

His special weapons include a Teflon jacket (that repels the truth) and a $2,000 extension ladder. He also once owned a Coca-Cola machine that produced positive cash flow.

The Meer's favorite quotes:

"You know, my wife has an incredible sex drive!"
"What would be fair for you?"
"How about I flip you for this weeks taxes?"
"This kerosene heater smells like urine."
"My coffee tastes like urine."
"The check bounced? Must be a bank error!"
"Thank you officer, I'm sure it's a clerical error!"
"How about I use your Honda and you can drive my 'Vo!"
"If the sheriff comes by, tell them I'll be back next Tuesday."
"The worse thing that can happen to a tool is to have a Rock 92 sticker on it."
"They call it a 'trailer' because it trails you."
"Here's $7, get $5 of kerosene and a cup of coffee. Keep the change."
"Hey, I gave you $7 for $5 of kerosene and a coffee. Cough it up."
"You know, 27 lbs. is a perfect vacuum!"
"Take the boom truck to Richmond. Take the back roads."
"It's all that g&%-d@&$ Ted Metheny's fault!"
"What I'm going to ask now is for you to send a man to Mars, pay the rent and drink 4 gallons of coffee each. Are you with me?"
"I want the customer to see the raw materials transformed magically and mystically into a sign!"